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Fictional Shag-ees
Jul. 26th, 2005 10:08 pmI limited it to the testosterone-gifted because I get overwhelmed with too many choices. The top 10 fictional characters I would shag:
10. Jamie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon's Outlander series (no,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
otterdancing, you're not the only one... you just wrote it down first!) :P
9. St. Germain - Chelsea Quinn Yarbro does vampires way hotter than Anne Rice!
8. Ranger in the Stephanie Plum series... dark, mysterious, dangerous, smooth beyond all comprehension... hey, at least I'm consistent.
7. Marquis de Carabas from Neverwhere... glib, mysterious, hint of danger, and nigh feline unflappability... *slurp*... and so scrummy in that leather frock coat...
6. Jack Sparrow - so I've got a pirate thing. What of it? (Besides... boys in eyeliner. Need I say more?)
5. Angel - OK, he's dark, brooding and occasionally whiny... but he sings "Mandy" off key and even in felt he makes fun of himself! And I have a weak spot for the dark broodies... OK, OK... it's a me-sized spot. Whatever.
4. Sawyer from "Lost" because he makes a nickname like "Freckles" sound soooo dirty... and Best. Kiss. EVUH. Parts of me are still applauding.
3. Spike - Also dark and brooding but wicked and broken and... he's just the Spikest. He breaks my heart and makes me want to punch him with alarming regularity.
2. Aragorn/Strider (and Viggo did nothing to dissuade me from this)... a good guy who isn't too damn shiny. The tortured hero with as much danger as romance in his soul. Complex and just a little vulnerable, good with a sword but forever regrets the necessity of it.
2. *in best Dave Chappelle impression* DARKNESS! Yeah, it's all about the Queen's Darkness (Laurell K. Hamilton's fey series). And his real name is Doyle. What's not to love?
Honorable mention to Mr. Worf... writes poetry and could break me. *le sigh* He makes this voice-activated wench v. happy.
Crap! Forgot pervy Brother Justin from Carnivale. Sure, I'd end up with a tapioca goo brain or praying for a lobotomy... but sheesh he is demonically hot. That tattoo scene? *slurp* And that voice... mmmmmm....
Late Edit: Double-crap! Can't forget Mal (Firefly) 'cuz I was just hearing him in my head saying, "... or I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you!" Ohhhh, but Wash... he could laugh me right into bed. And Jain? He could scare me right into bed. AndInara Zoe Inara Zoe Inara Zoe... wait, this was an all-boys list, wasn't it? *le sigh*
And damn, this is just stuff in the last 10 years or so. Aaah, well. I'm fickle with my favorites. Will probably change my mind tomorrow. Except for Darkness. And Sawyer. Awww crap. Can't I just pick more? They're all fantasy anyway... mine, mine, all mine I tell you!
*ahem*
Yes. Fantasy. Right.
*smooths hair*
*composes self*
10. Jamie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon's Outlander series (no,
otterdancing, you're not the only one... you just wrote it down first!) :P9. St. Germain - Chelsea Quinn Yarbro does vampires way hotter than Anne Rice!
8. Ranger in the Stephanie Plum series... dark, mysterious, dangerous, smooth beyond all comprehension... hey, at least I'm consistent.
7. Marquis de Carabas from Neverwhere... glib, mysterious, hint of danger, and nigh feline unflappability... *slurp*... and so scrummy in that leather frock coat...
6. Jack Sparrow - so I've got a pirate thing. What of it? (Besides... boys in eyeliner. Need I say more?)
5. Angel - OK, he's dark, brooding and occasionally whiny... but he sings "Mandy" off key and even in felt he makes fun of himself! And I have a weak spot for the dark broodies... OK, OK... it's a me-sized spot. Whatever.
4. Sawyer from "Lost" because he makes a nickname like "Freckles" sound soooo dirty... and Best. Kiss. EVUH. Parts of me are still applauding.
3. Spike - Also dark and brooding but wicked and broken and... he's just the Spikest. He breaks my heart and makes me want to punch him with alarming regularity.
2. Aragorn/Strider (and Viggo did nothing to dissuade me from this)... a good guy who isn't too damn shiny. The tortured hero with as much danger as romance in his soul. Complex and just a little vulnerable, good with a sword but forever regrets the necessity of it.
2. *in best Dave Chappelle impression* DARKNESS! Yeah, it's all about the Queen's Darkness (Laurell K. Hamilton's fey series). And his real name is Doyle. What's not to love?
Honorable mention to Mr. Worf... writes poetry and could break me. *le sigh* He makes this voice-activated wench v. happy.
Crap! Forgot pervy Brother Justin from Carnivale. Sure, I'd end up with a tapioca goo brain or praying for a lobotomy... but sheesh he is demonically hot. That tattoo scene? *slurp* And that voice... mmmmmm....
Late Edit: Double-crap! Can't forget Mal (Firefly) 'cuz I was just hearing him in my head saying, "... or I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you!" Ohhhh, but Wash... he could laugh me right into bed. And Jain? He could scare me right into bed. And
And damn, this is just stuff in the last 10 years or so. Aaah, well. I'm fickle with my favorites. Will probably change my mind tomorrow. Except for Darkness. And Sawyer. Awww crap. Can't I just pick more? They're all fantasy anyway... mine, mine, all mine I tell you!
*ahem*
Yes. Fantasy. Right.
*smooths hair*
*composes self*
