I'm picking out a thermos for you...

[sandmansister]

We're watching "The Jerk," and it gets to this scene where Marie is sleeping after her first encounter with Navin:

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other...

... at this point, arbiter_of_cool looks at me pointedly.

Me: *giggling* If you did that, I would punch you.

Him: Good thing you're a sound sleeper.

Me: *dies laughing*

Yeah, I think I'll keep him.