Sounds like a cousin to the Bass-o-Matic*...

[sandmansister]

... and yet the wee sample-sized pancakes were tasty and good! So I caved in to rampant breakfast food consumerism and bought Batter Blaster!



I never would have believed that pancakes from an aerosol can could exist AND be delicious... but here we are. And they're ORGANIC! Oh, the wonders to be found at your local Costco.


* If you are too young to get this reference, click here.

Comments

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

Can you squirt it straight into your mouth? Like whipped cream or EZCheeze?

I have disturbing visions of some guy trying to be sexy and grabbing what he thinks is the whipped cream out of the fridge, but not having his glasses on because he's trying to be sexy and covering his girl in pancake batter.

Just saying.

[bookwench.livejournal.com]

BWAH! *dies laughing*

[sandmansister.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee! *flails!

Now who says pancake batter isn't sexy?!?

[kyryn.livejournal.com]

Though I can't deny that you have found them good, they somehow offend my sensibilities in the idea of sprayable pancakes and that they are organic as well.

[sandmansister.livejournal.com]

And yet it is in that paradox—which I share with you, BTW—the irresistable part. I was so weirded out by them that I had to see if it was a fluke borne of breathing too much rarified Costco air.

[zyntoth.livejournal.com]

Is it just me or does the name sound like a weird contraceptive. Maybe I am a bit crazy.

[sandmansister.livejournal.com]

See? Now that takes me to another SNL skit: "New Shimmer is a floor wax. New Shimmer is a dessert topping!"

[xkookykrysx.livejournal.com]

I'm horrified!!! Utterly! I make pancakes all the time - usually without a recipe, even, and they are so easy! Even if they are organic, they sound... well, gross! Shame on you, Amy! ;)

[sandmansister.livejournal.com]

I guess that just makes you a better person than me. :P

They sound gross but I swear the sample was good! Besides, I was oddly fascinated with the whole weirdness and had to see if they could be tasty more than once. *shrugs*

On top of that, I had freakin' CANCER! He was lucky to have PB&J in the house to make his own damned sammiches. ;-)

[xkookykrysx.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... I was just a teasin' yah!

[sandmansister.livejournal.com]

I know, sugar... sorry, that was more about my guilt and stress over All The Things I Haven't Gotten Done than anything...

[xkookykrysx.livejournal.com]

:( Well, as soon as I possibly can... it might be a while... I will make some pancakes for you :D

[vix-kitten.livejournal.com]

Um. I'm a little scared. I will take your word for it! :)

Right?!?

[sandmansister.livejournal.com]

But the scariness only adds to the fun/excitement factor!

[thefox-rb.livejournal.com]

2 things:

1) mucho points for the sheer fucked-uppedness of PANCAKES AND PROPELLANT sharing a can. :)

....but....

2) like Ted from Queer Eye says, "If it squirts out of a can, it's NOT food."


*eeep...I still love Easy Cheese* ;)

my husband...

[lebean.livejournal.com]

also succumbed to the batter-blaster fixation.
Not caring for pancakes to begin with, he was all alone, but swears they were awesomer than toast!

[nyxia.livejournal.com]

This sort of turns my head inside out. This is a real American food product? It's not some sort of UK practical joke food? Oy!

EWWWWW

[wyckedgood.livejournal.com]

I rarely completely disbelieve you but...EWWWWWWWWW