Life at the House of Doors

[sandmansister]

Random moments between me and arbiter_of_cool from the last few days/weeks:

Me: *puts on pajamas*

Him: *playing up his East Texas drawl* Ooooh, faincy!

Me: Huh? They're flannel.

Him: Like I said, FAINCY!

Me: o_O

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Him: *sprawled on my side of the bed*

Me: Gah! Are you trying to make me crazy on purpose?!?

Him: No, I'm warming up your side of the bed.

Me: *melts into puddle of schmooble*

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Me: *gets into bed*

Him: *ooches over and snuggles me*

Me: *purrs*

Him: *singing* "Elvira! Elvira! My heeaaaart's on fire for Elvira!"

Me: o_O

Him: I'm serenading you!

Me: Uh......

Him: But a serenade should be something Italian. What other Italian songs are there besides that one about the moon looking like pizza pie?

Me: Well, there's—never mind, I am not going to encourage you to attempt opera. You'll hurt yourself. And myself.

Him: Harumph.